Shipping

All orders placed on the Armory will be dispatched as soon as robotically possible.

The Army of Toy Soldiers have agents within the Royal Mail Postal Service in the United Kingdom, and this is where all requisitions are dispatched from. Although in the past there was a flat rate shipping cost of $5, due to rising prices The Armory’s shipping prices now reflect those of the Royal Mail, so you pay exactly what it costs.

All requisitions are lovingly assembled and packaged by the Quartermaster Robot #4830, who released the following statement:

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HAMSTERS KEEP EATING THE ENVELOPES. DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM.
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If you have any questions as to how we treat our Robot assistants, have suggestions for future merchandise, or if there is an issue with your requisition, please email Sergeant Dutch at toysoldiersunite@gmail.com who may or may not respond with ballistic dropbears.

Thank you.