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Welcome to the Armory, the new store for The Army of Toy Soldiers, an online community of misfits, madmen, makers and more, hell bent on World Domination and creating a Utopian Playland.

Here you’ll find official merchandise, carelessly assembled, packed in dodgy conditions and ready to be shipped via manhunting robots to your location, where ever in the world you may be hiding.

Join the Army of Toy Soldiers at Toysoldiersunite.com now and help make FUN the top priority.

Looking for music? Head over to our record label on Bandcamp TSU AUDIO LABS!