All orders placed on the Armory will be dispatched as soon as robotically possible.
Shipping costs included in the order reflect what we pay to get your order to your doorstep.
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All requisitions are lovingly assembled and packaged by the Quartermaster Robot #4830, who released the following statement:
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HAMSTERS KEEP EATING THE ENVELOPES. DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM.
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If you have any questions as to how we treat our Robot assistants, have suggestions for future merchandise, or if there is an issue with your requisition, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we may or may not respond with ballistic dropbears.